Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Ba, 10 tháng 11, 2020

I absolutely refuse to vaccinate my kids.

I'll have the doctor do it instead; he's trained for it....

Isaac is a Jewish man, however he recently found out his son converted to Christianity. This is no good, for Isaac is a proud, devout Jew. This shouldn’t happen to a proud Jew like he.

So Isaac visits his friend Abel and says ‘Abel, Abel, my son has become a Christian, what am I going to do?’ ‘Funny you should say that’ says Abel, ‘My son has also become a Christian, this should not happen to a proud, devout Jew like I. So they talk with each other and say ‘we’ll talk to the Rabbi, he’ll know what to do’ So the two Jews visit the Rabbi and say ‘Rabbi, Rabbi, our sons have become Christian, what are we going to do?’ ‘Funny you should say that’ says the Rabbi, ‘My son has also become a Christian, this should not happen to a proud,...

Why does Spiderman hate driving with his evil twin?

Because he’s a bad parallel Parker...

Dear Americans

Dear Americans, As today is 9.11 I wish you all the best and am really sorry for your losses. Greetings from Europe!...

Bono and Edge walk into the bar and the barman says,

"Oh No, not U2 again....

What's Vlad the Impaler's favorite joke?

So this bar goes into a guy......

Have you seen a 20 dollar bill crumpled up?

While enjoying their evening cocktails, the wife asks her husband, in very seductive voice, "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?" "No," said her husband. She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill. He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly. She then asked him, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?" "Uh... no, I haven't," he...