I'll have the doctor do it instead; he's trained for it.
Thứ Ba, 10 tháng 11, 2020
Isaac is a Jewish man, however he recently found out his son converted to Christianity. This is no good, for Isaac is a proud, devout Jew. This shouldn’t happen to a proud Jew like he.
So Isaac visits his friend Abel and says ‘Abel, Abel, my son has become a Christian, what am I going to do?’ ‘Funny you should say that’ says Abel, ‘My son has also become a Christian, this should not happen to a proud, devout Jew like I. So they talk with each other and say ‘we’ll talk to the Rabbi, he’ll know what to do’
So the two Jews visit the Rabbi and say ‘Rabbi, Rabbi, our sons have become Christian, what are we going to do?’ ‘Funny you should say that’ says the Rabbi, ‘My son has also become a Christian, this should not happen to a proud, devout Jew of my status’ So the 3 men talk with each other and say ‘we’ll ask God, he’ll know what to do’
So the Rabbi calls out ‘God, God, our sons have become Christian, what are we going to do?’ Suddenly a bright light shines through the clouds and the thunderous voice of God rings out: ‘Funny you should say that’
Dear Americans
Dear Americans, As today is 9.11 I wish you all the best and am really sorry for your losses.
Greetings from Europe!
Have you seen a 20 dollar bill crumpled up?
While enjoying their evening cocktails, the wife asks her husband, in very seductive voice, "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"
"No," said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.
She then asked him, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"
"Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her panties......and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
"Now," she said, "have you ever seen Fifty Thousand Dollars all crumpled up?"
He said, "No!" trying to contain his excitement.
She said, "Check your truck in the garage."
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