1) How dense the population is.
2) How dense the population is.
Thứ Tư, 11 tháng 11, 2020
Once all the females of the jungle went to the Lion, king of the Jungle.
They complained that the males always keep having sex with them and wouldn't let them take rest.
The Lion told them he would do something. He called for all the males of the jungle and told them to deposit their dicks with him and told them they could only have them after 4 weeks. He gave them each a token for their dick.
The females were real happy to have some rest after all. Most of all the lady monkey.
She started teasing the Male. "Fuck me, Motherfucker. Come fuck me. "
The male remained silent.
She did this again. Then male remained silent.
And again. Now the male monkey started giggling and said to her.
" just wait for 4 weeks you bitch. I've got the horse's token."
Thứ Ba, 10 tháng 11, 2020
A Jewish pilot and Chinese pilot are flying together for the 1st time.
An hour into the flight, the Jewish pilot says to his Chinese counterpart “I don’t like the Chinese.”
Stunned, the Chinese pilot replies “Why don’t you like the Chinese?”
“Well” says the Jew, “the Chinese bombed Pearl Harbor.”
Even more stunned, he replies ”The Chinese didn’t bomb Pearl Harbor! It was the Japanese!”
“Well, Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, they’re all the same to me.” says the Jew.
The Chinese pilot is seething at this, and after a while he turns to his Jewish counterpart to say “I don’t like the Jews.”
“What?” asks the Jew. “Why don’t you like Jews?”
“Well” he says, “The Jews sank the Titanic.”
The Jewish pilot scoffs at this, “The Jews didn’t sink the Titanic! An Iceberg sank the Titanic!”
“Well” he replies, “Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg, they’re all the same to me.”
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