I remember being a kid and my parents filling my head with nonsense, like Santa, the Easter bunny and the Tooth Fairy.

Well now that I’m older I don’t fall for that rubbish anymore, thank God.

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My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the day they were bought.

It’s an extremely rare dish order.

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Praying mantises don't all follow the same religion.

They're in sects.

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The Bible tells us to love each other.

The Kama Sutra is a little more specific.

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How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer will shock you...

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What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?

A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.

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My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.

After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.

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