Since the united states has a nationwide coin shortage, does that mean we lack common cents?
Thứ Tư, 18 tháng 11, 2020
Thứ Ba, 17 tháng 11, 2020
A mathematician, a physicist and a biologist all stand in front of an empty house.
Suddenly, two people enter the house and after a couple of minutes, three people leave through the front door.
The biologist says - “They must’ve reproduced!”
The physicist says - “This must be a measurement error!”
The mathematician says - “If one more person enters, the house will be empty!”
[Nsfw] My wife FINALLY agreed to a Star Wars role play in the bedroom...
...The only catch was I had to be Obi Wan, because she always had a thing for Ewan McGregor.
"Of course!" I said, and got to work putting together the sexiest Obi Wan costume I could. I even managed to find Glow in the Dark condoms so I could impress her with my "lightsaber".
The night finally came. Dressed in my Jedi robe I slowly opened the bedroom door. The room was dark. I could only barely make out my wife's pale naked body, posed sensually on the bed.
I slowly remove my robe, revealing the faint blue glow of my 'lightsaber'
'Hello there,' I say, in my best sexy Obi Wan accent
'General Kenobi,' she replied, as four other 'Lightsabers' appeared behind her
I went to a bookstore recently.
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I wondered why they were doing that. Then IT hit me.
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