Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Sáu, 20 tháng 11, 2020

A guy walks into a bar and orders a rum and coke, but the bartender hands him an apple.

"What the hell is this? I ordered a rum and coke," the guy protests. "Just take a bite of the apple," says the bartender. So, the guy bites the apple, and his eyes light up. "Hey this apple tastes just like rum! What did you soak it in it?" The bartender tells him, "Turn it around." So the guy does, takes another bite, and is suddenly quite pleased. "It tastes like a coke! It's a rum and coke apple? It's a rum and coke apple! That's pretty neat, pal." Another man approaches the bar, and asks the bartender for a gin and tonic. The bartender hands...

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb?

The real question is: who broke the lightbulb and why are they keeping us in the dark?...

Never accept tea offered by the Russian President

You don´t know what Vladimir Putin...

Sun: Greg, Mon: Ian, Tue: Greg, Wed: Ian, Thur: Greg, Fri: Ian, Sat: Greg

It's the Gregorian calendar....

Thứ Năm, 19 tháng 11, 2020

A world renowned chemist dies.

A world renowned chemist dies. His will states that he wishes for all of his favorite elements from the periodic table be included with his body. They go to his wife and ask "Are we really going to put a bunch of elements in his casket? To which she replies "No, just Barium"...

A sixth grade teacher asks her class how many were Trump fans.

A sixth grade teacher asks her class how many were Trump fans. Despite them not knowing what a Trump fan was but wanting to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands. Well, all except for little Timmy. The teacher looks over to little Timmy and asks, “Timmy, why are you being different again?” He says, “well, because I’m not a Trump fan.” “Why aren’t you a Trump fan?” “Because I’m a democrat.” The teacher snuffs and says, “oh really? Why are you a democrat?” He responds, “well, my mom is a democrat, my dad is a democrat, so I’m a democrat.” She...