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Thứ Sáu, 20 tháng 11, 2020

When I was a kid

Santa gave me a lump of coal. The next year, I poisoned his cookies.

Somehow the bastard found out and killed my dad..

I joined a religion where flatbread tells us about god.

Its a naan prophet organization.

I have no idea why this was the first thing my brain did when I woke up this morning.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a rum and coke, but the bartender hands him an apple.

"What the hell is this? I ordered a rum and coke," the guy protests.

"Just take a bite of the apple," says the bartender. So, the guy bites the apple, and his eyes light up.

"Hey this apple tastes just like rum! What did you soak it in it?"

The bartender tells him, "Turn it around." So the guy does, takes another bite, and is suddenly quite pleased.

"It tastes like a coke! It's a rum and coke apple? It's a rum and coke apple! That's pretty neat, pal."

Another man approaches the bar, and asks the bartender for a gin and tonic. The bartender hands him an apple.

Confused, the man begins to question the validity of the bartender, when the first guy reassures him, "Buddy, try the apple," and with a nod to his own, takes another bite.

The second man follows suit, and looks back at the bartender in exclamation, "Tonic! What's this, a tonic apple?"

The bartender swirls his finger in the air and tells the man, "Turn it around..."

The man has a bite from the other side of the apple and is exuberant. "It's gin! It's really gin! A gin and tonic apple!"

The two men reveled in this discovery for a while, when a dwarf walked up to the bar, made his way onto a stool beside the men, and beckoned for the bartender. As he's about to order, the second man interrupts him, "Oh, hey man wait! You should order an apple! You can get an apple that tastes like anything you want here! I've got a gin and tonic apple, and this guy's got a rum and coke apple!"

The dwarf casts an incredulous look at the bartender, who plainly nods back in confirmation.

"Oh yeah?" He starts, "OK then, it's been a while, gimme a pussy flavored apple!"

And the bartender hands him an apple.

The dwarf takes a big, expectant bite from the apple, and immediately spits it out all over the bar.

"Ughyuuk!!" He cries out, "This apple tastes like shit!"

The bartender swirls his finger in the air and tells him, "Turn it around..."

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb?

The real question is: who broke the lightbulb and why are they keeping us in the dark?

Never accept tea offered by the Russian President

You don´t know what Vladimir Putin

Sun: Greg, Mon: Ian, Tue: Greg, Wed: Ian, Thur: Greg, Fri: Ian, Sat: Greg

It's the Gregorian calendar.