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A woman goes to the doctor looking fantastic: hair and makeup done by a professional, Gucci heels, Versace dress and Prada purse.
"I've been stung by a nasty insect of some kind," she tells the doctor, "...but I'm ashamed to tell you where."
"It's okay," says the doctor. "Our communication is privileged; I won't tell anyone."
"Okay," says the woman. "It was at Walmart."
A guy goes into a post office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee".
"Have you ever been in the military?"
"Yes, I serves two years in Iraq"
The interviewer says "that will give you extra points towards employment." Then he asks, "Do you have any disabilities?"
The guy says, "Yes, a bomb exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles".
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "OK, you're a disabled veteran, you have enough points for me for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are 8am to 4pm. You can start here tomorrow at 10am, and make that your start time every day".
The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are 8-4, why don't you want me here til 10am?"
"This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. There's no point in you coming in for that."