What is the difference between a Hooker and a Drug dealer?

A Hooker can wash her crack and resell it.

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how do you surprise a blind guy?

you leave the plunger in the toilet

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Mickey Mouse is talking to his divorce lawyer

Lawyer: "So, Mister Mouse... It says here you want to divorce Minnie Mouse for being a little..strange?"

Mickey: "No damnit! I want to divorce her because she's fucking Goofy!"

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Men sometimes call their penis a Trouser Snake.

But when peeing they say they're Draining the Lizard.

Do they have a Reptile dysfuction?

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Bread is like the sun.

It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

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If having sex for money makes you a whore, having sex for free makes you a...

Non profit whoreganization.

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I wanted to make a joke about time travel...

...but you guys didn't like it.

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