A stroke of pure genius.
Thứ Hai, 23 tháng 11, 2020
A farmer wakes up to find that his favourite goat has died.
Since he loved that goat very deeply, he decided to jump into the river by his house and commit suicide. Soon after, his wife woke up, and after discovering what had happened, she too followed in his steps and jumped into the river.
Their younger son woke up to find both of his parents dead, and seeing no purpose to live, he too jumped into the river. However, a mermaid hoists him up, and makes him an offer, "If you can make love to me 20 times in a row, I'll resurrect your family. However, if you fail to do that, I'll eat you alive."
The young boy agrees, and tries his best. However, he soon gives up and the mermaid eats him. At noon, the older son of the farmer wakes up and finds his family dead. When he walks up to the river and sees his brother's remains, the mermaid again jumps out of the water, and makes him the same offer.
Grinning, he asks the mermaid, "What if you up and died on me due to all that sex?"
Surprised by his confidence, the mermaid replies, " You really think you can make love to me 20 times?" "How else do you think the goat died?"
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry..."
"How soon can I go home?"
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