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Thứ Hai, 23 tháng 11, 2020
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry..."
"How soon can I go home?"
I had a job interview the other day and the interviewer asked me, 'What's your worst quality?'
'Honesty.' I said.
'I don't think honesty is a bad trait.' He replied.
'I don't give a fuck what you think.'
A group of sex addicts died and went to Heaven
God immediately condemned them and sent them to Hell. They begged and pleaded with him.
"Please,God!" They cried, "Send us back and give us one last chance".
God responded: "I will send you back to Earth for another life. However there is one condition. You must take vows of celibacy now and live as virgins for the rest of your lives. One day, on November 30th 2020, you will all meet again, and this will prove you are all virgins".
They were then sent back down to Earth. God waited for that meeting. On November 30th 2020, the Reddit admin meeting begun.
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