Stick your hand down the sink.
Thứ Ba, 24 tháng 11, 2020
Guy goes to a fancy dress party in a green jumpsuit carry a woman by piggy back.....
Doorman: You can't come in mate, you're not in fancy dress
Guy: Yes I am, I'm a tortoise
Doorman: well I can see you're wearing green, but what's with the woman on your back?
Guy: That's Michelle....
Thứ Hai, 23 tháng 11, 2020
Minnie and Mickey Mouse are getting a divorce
The judge asks Mickey:
-So, the reason why you wanted to divorce Minnie is because she's... Silly?
-I didn't say she was silly. - Mickey replies.
-I said she was fucking Goofy.
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