How does a non American frighten an American?

Stick your hand down the sink....

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Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

Hispanic Attacks...

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I call my weed the Quran...

Because burning tht shit’ll get you stoned...

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How many dead hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Apparently more than 5 because my basement is still dark....

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Guy goes to a fancy dress party in a green jumpsuit carry a woman by piggy back.....

Doorman: You can't come in mate, you're not in fancy dress Guy: Yes I am, I'm a tortoise Doorman: well I can see you're wearing green, but what's with the woman on your back? Guy: That's Michelle.......

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Three crows planned a meeting and only two of them showed up

They were charged for attempted murder...

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Minnie and Mickey Mouse are getting a divorce

The judge asks Mickey: -So, the reason why you wanted to divorce Minnie is because she's... Silly? -I didn't say she was silly. - Mickey replies. -I said she was fucking Goofy....

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