Coz of the amount of reused content here.
Thứ Ba, 24 tháng 11, 2020
A man walks into a bar...
A man walks into a bar and sit down on a chair in front of barista and orders a drink.
While barista was preparing drink, he pulls out a 8-inch man from his pocket who has a small piano, and that small guy starts to play a great tune.
Surprised, the barista asks the man, "Where did you got this guy from?"
The man says-'From a genie; and presents the barista a old lamp.
The barista, out of excitement rubs the lamp and a genie appears and tells him-'I will grant you only one wish master. Tell me what you want.'
The barista out of excitement yells-'A million bucks!!'
The genie says 'Granted' and returns to the lamp.
Just as he leaves, a duck walks into the bar, followed by another and another.
Soon enough, the bar was filled up with a million ducks.
The barista tells the man-"I think the genie is a bit deaf, I wished for a million bucks, not a million ducks."
To which the man replies-"You really think I asked for a 8-inch pianist?"
A man goes to the doctor to discuss his stutter.
A man goes to the doctor to discuss his stutter.
The man says, “D.D.D.D.D. Doctor. I.I.I.I. I can’t stop st.st.st. stuttering. P.P.P.P.P. Please help.”
After a thorough exam, the doctor tells the man, “We’ve found that your penis is 14 inches long and weighs 3 pounds. The strain of that weight is pulling on your vocal cords and causing the stutter. The only cure would be a penile transplant.
The man thinks about for a week and comes back. He says, “O.O.O.O.O. OK D.D.D.D.D Doc. I.I.I.I.I.I.I I’ll do it.
The surgery is a success and the man’s stutter goes away immediately. He’s very happy and thanks the doctor.
2 months later, the man comes back and says, “Hey Doc. I really appreciate what you did for me. However, my sex life is miserable now. Can you restore my penis to it’s original length?”
The Doctor looks at the man sternly and says, “N.N.N.N.N.N NO! Th.Th.Th.Th.Th. That’s Im.Im.Im.Im.Im.Im.Im. Impossible!
Đăng ký:
Bài đăng (Atom)