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Thứ Ba, 24 tháng 11, 2020
A man walks into a bar...
A man walks into a bar and sit down on a chair in front of barista and orders a drink.
While barista was preparing drink, he pulls out a 8-inch man from his pocket who has a small piano, and that small guy starts to play a great tune.
Surprised, the barista asks the man, "Where did you got this guy from?"
The man says-'From a genie; and presents the barista a old lamp.
The barista, out of excitement rubs the lamp and a genie appears and tells him-'I will grant you only one wish master. Tell me what you want.'
The barista out of excitement yells-'A...
A man goes to the doctor to discuss his stutter.
A man goes to the doctor to discuss his stutter.
The man says, “D.D.D.D.D. Doctor. I.I.I.I. I can’t stop st.st.st. stuttering. P.P.P.P.P. Please help.”
After a thorough exam, the doctor tells the man, “We’ve found that your penis is 14 inches long and weighs 3 pounds. The strain of that weight is pulling on your vocal cords and causing the stutter. The only cure would be a penile transplant.
The man thinks about for a week and comes back. He says, “O.O.O.O.O. OK D.D.D.D.D Doc. I.I.I.I.I.I.I I’ll do it.
The surgery is a success and the man’s stutter...
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