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Thứ Bảy, 28 tháng 11, 2020

There are two sisters...

...one is blonde and hte other is brunette and they inherit the family farm.

Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.

In order to keep the bank from repossessing the farm, they need to purchase a bull from the stockyard in a far town so that they can breed their own stock.

They only have $600 left.

Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, ‟When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I’ll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.”

The brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects the bull, and decides she wanna buy it.

The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less.

After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news.

She walks into the telegraph office, and says, ‟I wanna send a telegram to my sister telling her that I’ve bought a bull for our farm.

I need her to hitch the trailer to our 4x4 and drive out here so we can haul it home.”

The telegraph operator explains that he’ll be glad to help her, and then adds, ‟It’s just 99 cents a word.”

Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left.

She realizes that she’ll only be able to send her sister one word.

After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, ‟I want you to send her the word comfortable.”

The operator shakes his head.‟How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your 4x4 and drive out here to haul that bull back to your farm if you send her just the word ”comfortable?‟

The brunette explains, ”My sister’s blonde.It’s a big word.She’ll read it very slowly.....

Why are conservatives moving from Twitter to Parlor?

Because historically the parlor is where corpses were laid-in-state prior to burial.

EDIT: Thanks to everyone fighting the trump-bots downvoting this.

4 types of orgasm...

Do you know that there are 4 types of orgasm… the Holy Orgasm, The Positive Orgasm, the Negative Orgasm and the Fake Orgasm.
The Holy Orgasm sounds like ‟Oh God, oh god…” The Positive Orgasm goes ‟Yes, yes, oh yes, ” The Negative Orgasm goes ‟no, no, oh no” and the fake orgasm, the fake one goes ‟Oh insert the name of whoever you're tellng the joke to

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

"Between you and me, something smells."

A woman came back from Black Friday shopping with a new bathroom scale...

'We need to lose weight!" She said to her husband as she took it to the bathroom.

A bit later he goes into the bathroom and comes back out and says "Wow. That shit I took weighed 3 lbs."

Disgusted, she said "Did you seriously just weigh yourself before and then again after you used the toilet?"

Her husband paused and said "Oh. Damn. I guess I coulda done it that way too..."

Thứ Sáu, 27 tháng 11, 2020

I went to the doctor and he said "don't eat anything fatty."

I asked ‟ no bacon? No burgers?!”

To which he replied ‟No fatty, just do not eat anything! ”

What's the dirtiest or sexiest joke you have ever heard?

Not the dirtiest but I laughed.


Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there are not enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy no the right wakes up and says, ‟I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!” The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he is had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, ‟That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!”