I got a PS5 for my brother.

Best trade ever....

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Not having sex tonight

One evening last week，my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well，the passion starts to heat up，and she eventually says，‘I don‘t feel like it，I just want you to hold me.‘ I said，‘WHAT??!! What was that?!‘ So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear.... ‘You are just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.‘ She responded to my puzzled look by saying，‘Can‘t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?‘ Realizing that nothing...

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I messaged my ex on the day before my exam.

I asked if she had any good cheating tips...

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1 in 10 men is gay

and 10 men in 1 man is super gay...

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6 yr old son made this up. What do exploding pandas eat?

BAMBOOM!...

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a roman citizen walks into a bar raises two fingers and says to the waiter,

“five beers, please”...

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I went to the beekeeper to get 12 bees. He counted and gave me 13.

"Sir, you gave me an extra." ​ "That's a freebie."...

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