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‟On what grounds?”
‟Grounds? We have two acres at the edge of town with a big lawn and some fruit trees.”
‟No, that's not what I meant. Do you have a grudge?”
‟Yes, we've a two car garage but only one car so we use the rest for storage.”
getting exasperated ‟Does he beat you up?”
‟No, I'm up by 6:30 and sometimes he does not get up until after I've left for work.”
‟WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?”
‟We just can't seem to communicate.”
It was Friday evening, it had been payday and Bill had really had a tough week.
So on leaving the office, he decided that instead of going home, he would stay out for the entire weekend partying with his buddies and in the process blow his entire weeks salary.
When he finally arrived home on Sunday evening he was confronted by his angry wife and, needless to say, she hurled abuse at him for nearly two hours in a tirade befitting his irresponsible actions.
Finally, as she stopped shouting at him, his wife said to him, “How would you like it if you didn’t see me for two or three days?”
“That would be fine with me,” Bill responded unwisely.
Monday went by and Bill didn’t see his wife.
Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
However, on Thursday, the swelling had gone down sufficiently for Bill to see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
Boy: ‟Dark in here.”
Man: ‟Yes it’s.”
Boy: ‟I have a baseball.”
Man: ‟That's nice.”
Boy: ‟Want to buy it?”
Man: ‟No, thanks.”
Boy: ‟That's my dad outside.”
Man: ‟How much did you say the baseball was again?”
Boy: ‟$250.”
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.
Boy: ‟Dark in here.”
Man: ‟Yes, it's..”
Boy: ‟I have a baseball glove.”
Man: ‟That's nice.”
Boy: ‟Want to buy it?”
Man: ‟No, thanks.”
Boy: ‟I think I just remembered something I needed to tell my dad.”
Man: ‟How much did you say the glove was again?”
Boy: ‟$750.”
Man: ‟Fine.”
A few days later, the father says to the boy, ‟Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball!”
The boy says, ‟I can't. I sold them.”
The father asks, ‟How much did you sell them for?”
The son says, ‟$1,000.”
The father says, ‟It's terrible to over-charge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess.”
They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.
The boy says, ‟Dark in here.”
The priest says, ‟Do not start that shit again.”