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Thứ Ba, 1 tháng 12, 2020

There's a boy named Bonnie...

There’s a boy named Bonnie. He is made fun of throughout high school because of his weird name, and so he is become very shy. But he has a crush on a girl and works up the courage to ask her out. She says yes, and he is so happy. After years of dating, he works up the courage to ask her to marry him. She says yes, and he is so happy. When their first child is born, a girl, he lets the wife name her, because he still feels so lucky and fortunate just to be with her. The wife names the baby ‟Love”. Love grows up and now she starts to be made fun...

There's a boy named Bonnie...

There’s a boy named Bonnie. He is made fun of throughout high school because of his weird name, and so he is become very shy. But he has a crush on a girl and works up the courage to ask her out. She says yes, and he is so happy. After years of dating, he works up the courage to ask her to marry him. She says yes, and he is so happy. When their first child is born, a girl, he lets the wife name her, because he still feels so lucky and fortunate just to be with her. The wife names the baby ‟Love”. Love grows up and now she starts to be made fun...

What do you call a hot chick in Boston?

A tourist...

I was so embarrassed that my wife caught me playing with my son’s train set that I threw the bedsheet over it.

I think I managed to cover my tracks....

For my cake day, a joke I made up as a kid: Why is Aquaman such a dedicated super hero?

Because he was born with a sense of porpoise....

TIFU by mixing up by wifes sandwich order at Subway

Whops, wrong sub....

So the Bears were looking for a new quarterback.

The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn’t find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win. Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan . In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away. KABOOM! He threw another hand-grenade...