Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Tư, 2 tháng 12, 2020

A man named Carol spent his entire life being bullied by people because of his name...

He finally got married, and when they had a child, he left the naming to his wife. She wanted to continue the legacy of having a weird name with their daughter, so she named her ‘love’. As Love grew up, she got bullied just like her dad. One day the bullying got so bad that she became furious with her parents for her name. She stormed home and confronted her dad. Carol didn’t want his wife to have to deal with the blame, so he told Love it was him who gave her the name. Love was so furious she shot him, and stormed out of the house. Eventually...

A guy goes to Las Vegas to gamble and he loses all his money. He doesn't even have enough for a cab, but he flagged one down anyway. He explained to the driver that he would pay him back next time and gave him his phone number, but the driver told him, "Get the fuck out of my cab!"

He walked all the way to the airport and got home. Some times rolls by and he decides to go back to Vegas again and this time he wins BIG. He gets his bags and is ready for the airport with all his new winnings. There are a line of cabs and at the very end he sees the driver from last time that kicked him out. He stood for a moment thinking how can he get his revenge on that driver. So, he gets in the first cab. "How much is it to the airport?" he asks. The driver says, "$15." "Great, how much is it for a blowjob on the way there?" The cab driver...

My ex-wife passed away so I went to the cemetery to honor her. I brought a 20 year old bottle of fine scotch and poured it over her grave

But first I filtered it through my kidneys....

Joke from my 12 year old “why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?”

Because they’re so good at it! Please don’t ban me...

My son, who's into astronomy, asked me how stars die.

"Usually an overdose, son." I told him....

"Son, I think it's time to talk about pornography, as men."

"Son, I think it's time to talk about pornography, as men." "What about it exactly?" "How the hell do you delete the history so mother doesn't find out?" ​ (translated, sorry if not properly)...

"Harry, I want to tell you something. I'm gay", says Remo Lupin

"What? Are you fucking serious?" "No Harry, I'm fucking Severus"...