What is the fear of chainsaws called?

Common sense

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The first time I had sex, it was in my parent’s bedroom. My girlfriend giggled nervously and moaned, “This is a bit awkward.” I grunted...

“Just ignore them!”

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It's My Cake Day, So Here's My Favorite Joke: A Naïve Young Man Walks Into A Lesbian Bar

A Naïve Young Man Walks Into A Lesbian Bar

He buys the first beautiful woman he sees a drink and begins to try to chat her up.

Lesbian: "Look, I appreciate your trying, but I'm a lesbian."

Naïve Young Man: "What's a lesbian?"

Lesbian: "See that woman over there at the other side of the bar? I'd like to go over there, kiss her, seduce her, and take her home with me to have sex with her all night long."

Naïve Young Man: Looks surprised, then drops his head and starts weeping.

Lesbian: "What's wrong? Did I hurt your feelings?"

Naïve Young Man: "No, but I think I might be a lesbian too!"

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How does a redditor get karma when they don’t deserve it?

Piece of cake

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A biologist, a physicist, and a chemist go to the beach.

A biologist, a physicist, and a chemist go to the beach for the first time.

The biologist is amazed at the birds, the seaweed, the fish. He goes into the water for a closer look. Pretty soon the water is over his head. He drowns.

The physicist is mesmerized by the waves. The amplitude. The periodicity. The reflections. He goes into the water for a closer look. Pretty soon the water is aslo over his head. He drowns.

The chemist is sitting on the beach making notes in his lab book.

He writes, "Biologists and physicists are soluble in water."

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Today I learned that lesbians can cook!

This whole time I thought they just ate out.

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Child walks past the parents bedroom,

looks inside and mumbles: And you want to send me to a psychologist for thumb sucking.

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