It was a partridge on a par 3.
Chủ Nhật, 27 tháng 12, 2020
Thứ Bảy, 26 tháng 12, 2020
Two blondes go into the woods to pick out a Christmas tree.
After two hours of looking around, the first blonde says: "Ok fine, let's just get one without decorations."
Joseph Stalin is in a movie theatre with his fellow party members when one of them sneezes
"Who was it?", asks Stalin.
No answer.
"WHO WAS IT?!", he demands, even louder.
Still no answer.
Then he gets up and walks to the front of the theatre. He demands all the people in the front row to stand up. They promptly did.
"Was it one of you?", he asks.
No answer.
"Shoot all of them." The NKVD shoots all of them.
Then he moves on to the second row.
"Was it one of you?", he asks.
No answer.
"Shoot all of them." The NKVD shoots all of them.
Then he moves on to the third row.
"Was it one of you?", he asks.
Before anyone could stand up, a young man stands up trembling and shaking and weakly replies, "I... it was me... Com... Comrade Stalin."
Stalin turns towards him and says, "Bless you, comrade."
A man and woman, both married separately, had to share a room one night on a business trip.
They feel weird at first, but they both fall asleep in their separate beds.
After a few hours of sleeping, the man wakes the woman up and asks her, "Could you grab me another blanket from the closet? I'm really cold."
The woman responds, "Or we could just pretend to be married for the night?"
The man replies, "That would be amazing."
The woman smiles and says, "Okay. Get your own fucking blanket!"
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