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A man in Moscow is walking home after his day at work and he walks past a security checkpoint. One of the guards calls to him and tells him to stop, but he takes off running. The guard raises his rifle, takes aim, and shoots him dead in the street. The other guard stares at him.
“What did you do that for?” he asks.
“Curfew violation,” the other guard says.
“Curfew violation? Curfew isn’t for another half hour!”
“I know. That’s my friend. I know where he lives. He never would have made it.”
She wasn't the most gorgeous, but the more the wine flowed, the more attractive I found her. "So tell me" I whispered flirtily in her ear, "have you ever been fingered under a table?"
"No." she replied. "But I once got fucked under a bus."
I lost my watch at a party once. An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was harassing some woman at the party. Infuriated I immediately went over, punched him and broke his nose. No one does that to a woman, not on my watch.
They were desperate for some rest on a comfy bed. Later on during the night they came across an old house. They knocked on the door and an old man answered. They explained their situation to the old man, the old man agreed but said that he only had one bed in the barn and that they would have to share the bed. Desperate for the comfort of a soft bed, they agreed. Next morning they all woke up all fresh and happy. The guy who slept on the left side of the bed said that, "I had the best sleep last night, I dreamt that I was getting a handjob from my crush." Hearing this the guy on the right side said,"Hey me too, I dreamt that I got a handjob from my girlfriend back home." To this the guy in the middle says, "Huh, I dreamt that I was skiing."