This is a running joke
Thứ Năm, 31 tháng 12, 2020
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a restaurant.
They are having a fun time and give their waitress a huge tip. Super excited about the tip, the waitress decides to tell them a secret: In the women's bathroom, there is a magical mirror. If you tell it something truthful, you will be greatly rewarded. However, if you lie to the mirror, you will disappear in a poof."
Excited to try this mirror out, the women rush to the restroom. The brunette decides to show off and claim she is the most beautiful girl there. "I think I'm the most beautiful person at this restaurant." A million dollars appears in her hands.
The redhead is feeling a little offended. She decides to show off how smart she is: "I think I'm the smartest person in this restaurant." The keys to a lamborghini magically show up in her purse.
The blonde, super excited to get something really cool, starts to tell the mirror something: "I think--" poof. she is never seen again
A Husband and Wife at Custody court
The judge looks sternly at the ex wife.
Judge: “why do you think you deserve custody of the child?”
Ex wife: “I brought him into this world so I should have custody of him”
Judge: “that is a simple yet good reason.”
Then the judge looks towards the Ex husband.
Judge: “why do you think you deserve custody of the child, sir?”
The ex husband thought long and hard about his response, after a brief moment of silence. He replies
Ex Husband: “if I put money into a Pepsi machine and a Pepsi comes out. Is it mine or the machines?”
A man tells his friend he just opened a brothel.
“$100 for anal and 50 for a blow job”, says the man. His friend asks “what about pussy?”. “Nah” says the man, “I don’t have any employees yet”.
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