However, they both threatened to leave the farm if I declared the other the winner. I felt unable to make a decision. As a matter of fact, my hands were tied.
it's dumb but at least it's original
Thứ Bảy, 2 tháng 1, 2021
So I held a race between my farmhands. They ran equally fast, and demanded I determine the winner.
Thứ Sáu, 1 tháng 1, 2021
The local charity realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer
So a volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office. The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, "Our research shows that even though your annual income is over two million dollars, you don't give a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give something back to your community?"
The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, "First, did your research also show you that my mother is dying after a long painful illness, and she has huge medical bills that are far beyond her ability to pay?"
Embarrassed, the rep mumbles, "Uh… No, I didn't know that."
"Secondly," says the lawyer, "did it show that my brother, a disabled Veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support his wife and six children?"
The stricken rep begins to stammer an apology, but is cut off again
"Thirdly, did your research also show you that my sister's husband died in a dreadful car accident, leaving her penniless with a mortgage and three children, one of whom is disabled and another that has learning disabilities requiring an array of private tutors?"
The humiliated rep, completely beaten, says, "I'm so sorry. I had no idea--"
"So, if I didn't give any money to them, what makes you think I'd give any to you?"
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