If a redbird has red babies, and a bluebird has blue babies, what kind of bird has no babies?

A Swallow.

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What do you get when you throw a piano on a child?

A flat minor.

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So I held a race between my farmhands. They ran equally fast, and demanded I determine the winner.

However, they both threatened to leave the farm if I declared the other the winner. I felt unable to make a decision. As a matter of fact, my hands were tied.

it's dumb but at least it's original

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What did one butt cheek say to the other?

Together, we can stop this shit

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My wife said to me "You're shagging that girl from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllwyrndrobwyllllantisiliogogogoch, aren't you?"

I said "How could you say such a thing?"

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One day I overdosed on viagra

Hardest day of my life

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Hooters is trying to stay afloat during this pandemic so they are starting door to door service thus a name change is in order.

They will now be known as Knockers

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