FunnyStory about animals and all around the world
Funny Video about animals and all around the world! :)
Funny picture about animals and all around the world :)
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When he returned, the woman sat up in bed and remarked, "I can tell you are a doctor by the way you washed your hands before and after. " "Well, that's right, " the fellow said with a self-satisfied grin. "Do you know what kind?" The woman replied, " I would say an anesthesiologist. " "How did you know?", asked the M.D. She responded , " Because throughout the entire procedure, I did not feel a thing. "
Policeman:”What are you selling?”
Vendor:” Apple seeds... $5 a pop!”
Policeman:”What???Why would anyone want to eat apple seed?”
Vendor:” They make you smarter!”
Policeman:” OK, give me one (swallows it)... wait a minute? For $5 I could have bought a pound of apples and got myself at least 20 seeds!”
Vendor:” See!!! You’re smarter already!”
Policeman:” WOW, you’re right... Give me two more, quick!”
Sometimes when we're having sex, I like to close my eyes, shout her name, and pretend she's my wife.