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Thứ Bảy, 9 tháng 1, 2021

Police have found a large number of dead crows on the Highway early this morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.

A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu.

The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws.

By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars.

The investigators then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills.

The Ornithological (Bird) Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger.

They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike"

Do you know what happened to Jack Ma after he criticised the Chinese government?

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Why don’t you run behind a car?

Because you will get exhausted.

Why don’t you run on the side of the car?

Because you will get tired,

Why don’t you run in front of a car?

Because you will get run over.

Little Johnny walked into a whorehouse carrying a flattened frog

He slapped down a $100 bill and asked the Madam of the house for their hottest hooker.

She looks down at him and goes, “Aren’t you too young to be he-“

Little Johnny proceeded to slap another one hundred dollar bill onto the table.

She asks Little Johnny to follow her, and she leads him to their hottest and most used hooker.

They did their business, and when Little Johnny started to leave, she asked him why he was so set on fucking a hooker.

“Well if you want the whole story, I knew someone like you would have a bunch of STDs, and after I fucked you, my nanny would molest me back home, and she would get the stds. Then she would sleep with my dad, and then he would sleep with my mom. “

“And when the mailman would come, he would fuck my mom, getting the stds. And that son of a bitch was the one that ran over my frog.”

r/conservative is furious that their voices are being censored and that people are picking and choosing who can be heard

"This thread is for conservatives only"

You want further proof that Biden is already the better president?

He's got 23 million more Twitter followers than Trump.

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