Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Ba, 12 tháng 1, 2021

If I’m reading their lips correctly,

my neighbors are arguing about some creepy guy next door....

Why was Yoda afraid of 7?

Because 6, 7, 8....

A math professor, Dave, has a problem with his sink so he calls a plumber.

The plumber comes over and quickly fixes the sink. The professor is happy until he gets the bill. He tells the plumber, "How can you charge this much? This is half of my paycheck." But he pays it anyways. The plumber tells him, "Hey, we are looking for more plumbers. You could become a plumber and triple your salary. Just make sure you say you only made it to 6th grade, they don't like educated people." The professor takes him up on the offer and becomes a plumber. His salary triples and he doesn't have to work nearly as hard. But the company...

The son of a bitch

Henry was doing maths homework, saying to himself... "2+5, the son of a bitch is 7" "3+6, the son of a bitch is 9" His mother heard this & asked, " Henry ! What is this nonsense you are doing?" "Oh Mom. Don't disturb. I am doing my maths homework" Mom: "Is this how your teacher taught you?" "Yes mom " Infuriated mother picked up her cell phone and called the teacher: "Are you teaching maths to children by saying... 2+2, the son of a bitch is 4?" There was silence for a moment Then the teacher started laughing : "What I taught them was... 2+2...

Life is like a game of chess

I cant play chess...

A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Jeeez, I wonder what happened to this parrot?" The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot."

"Holy crap," the guy replies. "You actually understood and answered me!" "I got every word," says the parrot. "Ask me anything, I'll answer whatever you want." "Okay," the guy says. "How can you hang onto your perch without any feet?" "Well," the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but since you asked, I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers." "Wow," says the guy. "You really can understand and speak English, can't you?" "Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse...

I googled the "Pittsburg Steelers" today and it took me to allrecipes.com...

How to make a half dozen turnovers....