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Thứ Tư, 20 tháng 1, 2021

Not everyone gets a Handjob from their Barber

But not everyone cuts their own hair either.

I read that I should treat my wife like I did on our first date...

...so tonight I'm dropping her off at her parents.

What’s the difference between hungry and horny?

Where you put the cucumber.

I saw a transvestite in a mini skirt.

I thought "that shows a lot of balls"

A Russian is visiting the US and is asked some questions at the airport.

"Nationality?"

"Russian"

"Occupation?"

"Nono, just visiting"

An old man is selling watermelons...

His pricelist reads: 1 for $3, 3 for $10

A young man stops by and asks to buy one watermelon. "That'd be 3 dollars", says the old man.

The young man then buys another one, and another one, paying $3 for each.

As the young man is walking away, he turns around, grins, and says, "Hey old man, do you realize I just bought three watermelons for only $9? Maybe business is not your thing."

The old man smiles and mumbles to himself, "People are funny. Every time they buy three watermelons instead of one, yet they keep trying to teach me how to do business..."

The CDC warns tomorrow could be one of the worst days ever for Covid.

Because after the inauguration people everywhere will simultaneously exhale.