Would it be called the Soviet Reunion?...
Thứ Ba, 26 tháng 1, 2021
Three men are talking in a Soviet gulag.
One of them asks the two others: "So what did you do?"
The first one answers: "Well, I arrived late at the factory, and so they accused me of slowing down the Revolution and the victory of the Proletariat."
The second one answers: "Well, I arrived early at the factory, and so they accused me of wanting to be favored and promoted over my fellow workers."
Then they turn to the one who asked the question: "How about you, then?"
"Well, I arrived at the factory right on time, and so they accused me of having a watch from the West."...
A Nashville man dies and goes to hell.
When he gets there, the devil comes over to welcome him. The devil then says, “Sometimes it gets pretty uncomfortable down here.”
The man says, “No problem. I’m from Nashville.”
So the devil goes over to the thermostat, turns the temperature up to 100, and the humidity up to 80. He then goes back to the Nashville man to see how he’s doing. To the devil’s surprise, the man is doing just fine.
“No problem…just like Nashville in June,” the man says.
So the devil goes back over to the thermostat, and turns the temperature up to 150, and the humidity...
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