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Thứ Tư, 27 tháng 1, 2021

The word Nothing is a palindrome...

Backwards it spells gnihtoN which also means nothing....

A man applies for a government job

A man goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee." "OK, have you ever been in the military service?" "Yes," he says, "I was in Afghanistan for one tour." The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles. The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you...

Two prostitutes are standing on a corner.

One says, "Tonight is gonna be a good night. I can smell the dick in the air." The other says, "Sorry, I just burped."...

A new supermarket opened near my house.

It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing, and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay. In the meat department, there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. The bread department features the tantalising smell of fresh baked bread &...

Thứ Ba, 26 tháng 1, 2021

Wrong E-Mail Address

A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address! A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of their hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules together. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email...

Two guys are getting ready for a costume party...

But there's a catch: The host said they have to get dressed up as 'emotions.' So the first guy goes home and sticks his dick in a pear. The second guy goes home and sticks his dick in a big bowl of custard. They show up at the party together and knock on the door. The host opens up the door and his mouth falls agape as he sees the two. "What the hell are you doing? What are these costumes!?" The first guy looks at the host and says, "Yo, I'm deep in dis pair." The second guy says, "I'm fuckin' dis custid."...

Technology is the death of us

DEAR NEIGHBOR: Hi, George. This is Richard, next door. I've a confession to make. I've been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. At least I'm telling you in this text. I can't live with myself a minute longer without your knowing about this. The truth is, when you're not around, I've been sharing your wife, day and night. Probably much more than you. I haven't been getting it at home recently. I know that's no excuse. The temptation was just too great. I can't live with the guilt...