I couldn’t get $GME, so I got CHKN, BEEF, and VGTBL stock instead.

I hope to become a bouillionaire!

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A joke from my 8 year old......Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same?

10+10=twenty 11+11=twenty too

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No one bird can eat a bowl of fruit loops...

But toucan!

(First post here, hope you like it.)

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Did you hear about the guy with erectile dysfunction who was aroused by tastes and smells?

It took a while, but he finally came to his senses.

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The school phoned me today and said, "Your son's has been telling lies."

I replied, "Tell him, he's bloody good. I don't have any kids."

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A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac

They were all sitting on a bench in a mental institution. "Let's have sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile. "Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac. There was silence, and then the masochist said: "Meow."

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I just got a new job at the prison library

It has its prose and cons.

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