It's amazing what 7 jokes can do
Thứ Tư, 3 tháng 2, 2021
Thứ Ba, 2 tháng 2, 2021
The genie of the lamp
Two neibors, one is rich and the other is poor.
The poor have a magic lamp : Every morning,he wipes the lamp and a genie comes out and say : "Ask what you want" ,and the poor asks for a cup of tea.
The rich neibor,envious of the magic lamp,said to the poor : i'll give you my car and my house in exchange of the lamp." The poor accepted the deal.
The rich man wipes the lamp and a genie comes out and say : "Ask what you want" he asked for a very big house and a better car.the genie replied : « Sorry sir,i only serve tea and coffee »
PS : My first post on Reddit
An 8 year old girl went to work with her father on 'Take your kid to work day'
As they where walking around the office the young girl started to cry. Her father asked what was wrong. As a crowd gathered around her she sobbed ''Daddy where are all the clowns you said you worked with?"
A drunk is sitting at the bar....
A drunk is sitting at the bar, he leans to the man next to him and says “Your mother’s a whore”. The guy responds, please no trouble.
A few moments later, the drunk guy leans over and says “ your mother’s a whore, and I fucked her!” The guy responds please man no trouble, not tonight.
A few moments later the drunk guy leans over and says “ your mother’s a whore. I fucked her and she loved it.”
Suddenly the guy stands up and says, “ that’s enough dad, we’re going home.”
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