As for us Gamestop customers, we fully expect to sell something for $20 and have to spend $500 when we want to buy it back.
Thứ Năm, 4 tháng 2, 2021
A weeping woman bursts into her hypnotist's office
A weeping woman bursts into her hypnotist's office
"I have been faithful to my husband for 15 years, but yesterday I had an affair!" she sobbed.
"The guilt is killing me. I just want to forget that it never happened!"
The hypnotherapist shakes his head and sighs. "Not again...."
Thứ Tư, 3 tháng 2, 2021
Guy: Doctor, my girlfriend is pregnant
Guy: Doctor, my girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the condom has never broken. How is this possible?
Doctor: let me tell you a story. There was once a hunter who always carried a gun wherever he went. One day he took out his umbrella instead of his gun and went out. A lion suddenly jumped in front of him. In order to scare the lion the hunter used the umbrella like a gun and shot the lion, then it died.
Guy: Nonsense!! Someone else must have shot the lion
Doctor: Good, you understand the story. Next patient please...
If a tree falls.....
A tree falls in the forest but doesn't make a sound.
Hunter in camouflage gear: "WHAT THE HECK???!"
Tree: "I mean, AAAAAARGH, I fell!"
A second girlfriend
He told her that he wants a second girlfriend,to see her reaction.
In the first day he didn't see anything.
In the second day he didn't see anything.
In the third day he began to see a little bit from his right eye.
Anybody interested in a free ride in a helicopter for 4 people? I'm still looking for 2 more adults to join me and my wife.
We leave early Saturday morning (Feb 6th) from New York and will fly to Boston , where we will have breakfast, then have lunch on a friend’s yacht. Then we’ll do a flight along the coast, up to Cape Elizabeth returning to Boston for dinner, then fly back home. If interested, please message me.
Preferably someone with a helicopter and yacht, otherwise we can't go.
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