Superman is out flying and sees wonder woman naked on a rooftop with her legs wide open and moaning in delight

He thinks to himself that as he is faster than a speeding bullet he can do his business with her and fly off before she knows it. He toys with the idea and decides to go for it. He swoops down fucks her with lightning thrusts and zooms off in a flash. The whole event lasts less than a second. As soon as he's gone wonder woman gasps, sits up and yells "what the hell was that?!" "I don't know but my ass hurts like hell" replies the invisible Man...

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Just got back from a friends funeral who drowned last week

I got a lot of abuse from the relatives about my floral tribute in the shape a life jacket. But as I told everyone "It's what he would have wanted"...

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A jet took off for the long flight from Sydney to Perth...

As it got to cruising height the pilot finished his spiel but forgot to turn the microphone off. He turned to his co-pilot and said: "You hold the plane while I take a massive dump, and then I'm going to screw that hostess". Hearing this the hostess ran to the cockpit in order to tell the pilot about his faux pas, unfortunately, she tripped on the way and crashed to the floor. An old lady leant over and said: "There's no need to rush, he's going to the toilet first"....

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In light of „jewish“ space lasers

1939 A Jewish man was sitting in the New York Metro reading a german newspaper. A friend of his, who happened to be in the same subway , noticed this strange phenomenon. Very upset, he approached him and said: 'Moshe, have you lost your mind? Why are you reading a nazi newspaper?' Moshe replied, 'I used to read the Jewish newspapers, but what did I find? Jews being persecuted, Jews fleeing their country, Jews disappearing, Jews living in poverty... I got so depressed! So I switched to the Nazi newspaper. Now what do I find? Jews own all the banks,...

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Hey, girl. Are you a fire alarm

Because you're annoying and wont shut up...

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What do you call it when Batman leaves church forever?

Christian Bale...

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Did you hear about the anti masker who died?

They went scuba diving...

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