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Thứ Sáu, 19 tháng 2, 2021

Two Beggars in London. (NSFW)

Two beggars in London

Ali and Habib are beggars. They beg in different areas of London ...

Habib begs just as long as Ali does, but only collects £2 to £3 every day.

Ali brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Habib asks Ali 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how is it that you bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day?'

Ali says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say'?

Habib's sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'.

Ali says No wonder you only get £2- £3

Habib says 'So what does your sign say'?

Ali shows Habib his sign. It reads:

'I only need another £10 to move back to Pakistan'.

Thứ Năm, 18 tháng 2, 2021

A priest, a Vicar & a Rabbit go to give blood at the Red Cross.

The rabbit goes first & is asked by the nurse, what is your blood type and the rabbit said

“Im a type O”

I finally married my Korean wife whom I met in a penpal site few years ago..

She's my Seoul mate.

Polish guy goes into an Opticians for an eye test.

Optician holds up the card with CZWJNYSACZ and asks him can he read that?

The Pole says “Read it? I know the cunt”.

Two friends are arguing...

"Look, I have a colony of ants!"

"Well, I have taller ants than you"

"Oh, well I have a tube of glue"

"Hah, I have an entire tin"

"I got bread!"

"Argh, you win! I can't handle that bread with my glue tin 'n' taller ants"

So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we were having a baby.

For example my name, address, phone number....

What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?

Synonym Toast Crunch