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Thứ Năm, 18 tháng 2, 2021

How do you get Texas to regulate their power grid?

Rename it uterus....

Record low temperatures causing snow and freezing all over the southern United States.

Finally: white people in Texas are having problems with ICE....

What's the difference between Taxes and Texas?

Taxes can keep your electrical grid operational....

Today I turned 50 years old and I still don't need glasses...

I drink straight out of the bottle....

Why is Jesus always shown with a 6 pack of abs?

Because he's cross fit....

I'm making a killing selling home security systems...

All I do is say "Hello" at 3am, sitting on the end of their bed....

Jokes about cocaine do not make me laugh

But a good one liner will make me snort...