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Chủ Nhật, 21 tháng 2, 2021

What's the difference between COVID and Karen?

One's a contagion, the other's an aging cunt....

What do you get for winning a muscle loss competition?

Atrophy....

The spread of the Coronavirus is based on two factors

How dense the population is How dense the population is ...

Thứ Bảy, 20 tháng 2, 2021

I have a joke about trickle down economics.

.But 99% of you will never get it....

Warning: 18+

19...

I bought my friend an elephant for their room

They said "Thank you" I said "Don't mention it"...

A wealthy, but stingy father was trying to put a birthday party together for his 18 y/o daughter.

He wanted the party to be extravagant, but wanted to spend as little money as possible. He had finished all of the other decorations, and he was left to work on the cake. "Why not get it ordered from an upscale bakery?" his wife said. So the father visited a ton of different bakeries and did research, but found the prices to be too high. My daughter is inviting all of her friends, and I'll look bad if I don't put together a good cake, he thought. Then, he stumbled upon a shop that opened once a year to provide free cake to its customers. How quaint,...