What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

Better get some support or people will think we’re nuts!

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My wife is really mad at our next door neighbour, because she is always sunbathing nude in her backyard.

Personally I’m on the fence.

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Had a girl try to choke me during sex recently.

I was like Whoa Whoa Whoa, who kidnapped who here?

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My girlfriend asked me to name off all my sexual partners in order

I probably should've stopped when I got to her name

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I'll never forget the last words my uncle said to me before he passed...

"Stop shaking the ladder, you little shit!"

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Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin.

One prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales.

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I can’t take my dog to the park as all the ducks keep trying to bite him...

My fault for getting one that’s pure bread.

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