A Hippo is really heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.
Chủ Nhật, 28 tháng 2, 2021
Letters between a father and son
Dear son;
Your mother and I love you very much, and we miss you dearly ever since you went to prison. I especially miss you now that spring is here, and it is time to plow the fields. The ground is hard, and my back is old. I am afraid I will never be able to plant the crops in time.
Your loving father
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Dear Dad:
Do not dig in the field. That is where I hide that thing. You know I can not say what it is because they read our mail. Just do not dig out there.
Your son
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Dear son:
The cops came out and dug up my fields. They said they were looking for something. Thanks, son. It looks like I will get the crops planted.
Your loving and grateful father
A man talks to a cockroach...
A man says to a cockroach: "My penis is 10 times your body length."
Cockroach replies: "And yet I can make your wife scream 10 times louder than you can..."
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