A family of four walk into a hotel, and the wife turns to the clerk and quietly says, "I hope the porn is disabled.."

The clerk exclaims, "No, it's just regular porn you sick fuck!"...

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I was blessed with a 9 inch penis

The priest is in jail now...

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10+10 and 11+11 equal the same number.

10 + 10 equals twenty. 11 + 11 equals twenty, too!...

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Whats the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels...

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Three English men were in a bar and spotted an Irish man. One of the guys said he was going to bug him.

He walked over to the Irish man and tapped him on the shoulder. "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a sissy.” "Oh really, hmm, didn't know that.” Puzzled, the English man walked back to his buddies. "I told him St. Patrick was a sissy and he didn't care!" "You just don't know how to set him off. Watch and learn.” The second English man walked over and tapped the Irish man on the shoulder. "I hear your St. Patrick was a transvestite!" "Oh, wow, I didn't know that, thank you.” Shocked beyond belief, the English man went back to his buddies. "You are...

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Two antennas

Two antennas got married. The ceremony was Ok, but the reception was amazing....

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My wife didn’t like my joke about a prisoner with dwarfism falling out of a window...

...she said it was a little condescending....

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