Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Ba, 2 tháng 3, 2021

During my prostate exam the doctor put his hands on my shoulders and said "Dave, it's normal to get a hard-on while doing this."

"My name is not Dave," I replied. "Yes, I know," said the doctor, "I am Dave."...

MTV turns 40 this year.

Thanks for 14 years of music....

A New Yorker enters the bar of a hotel in Texas.

There's no one there but a sleepy bartender wiping down the counter, but nothing seems out of the ordinary until he orders. "You, uh, got any pretzels?" The bartender pulls the largest bowl the New Yorker has ever seen from under the bar. It's larger than a punch bowl and filled to the brim with pretzels. "Jeez, are you kidding me? I'm just one person. You're giving me all this?" The bartender showed no emotion. He just shrugged. "Everything's bigger in Texas." The New Yorker knew he'd barely make a dent, but thought he may as well get started....

Every since I bought a Tesla and they made weed legal, life hasn’t been the same

Now I have to tell hitchhikers that ass is the only acceptable form of payment....

I just heard a joke about Oedipus and Midas.

It was motherfucking gold....

What goes oooooooooooo!!?

A cow with no lips. My five-year-old granddaughter told me that this morning....

I hate double standards.

Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."...