What's the difference between a Coral Reef and Tienenman Square?

One's full of crustaceans and one's full of crushed Asians....

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What’s the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The position of the dirtbag....

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Everyone knows what the Big Apple is

But nobody knows what the...Minneapolis...

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Don't you dare hit that drum again!

If you do, there will be repercussions!...

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Nobody will upvote a cake joke in my birthday

I feel desserted. ​ Happy cake day to me :)...

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A man receives a message from a neighbour.

"Sorry sir I am using your wife...day and night... When you are not present at home...In fact, much more than you do. I confess this now because I am feeling very guilty. Hope you will accept my sincere apologies." The man is down with a heart attack and admitted to the hospital The next day he receives another message "Sorry sir spelling mistake, it's not wife but wifi"....

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I own the world's worst thesaurus.

Not only is it awful, it's awful....

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