Who is bigger, Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?

The baby, since he is a little Bigger.

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My Nan recently claimed that she once gave a handjob to Albert Einstein...

What a stroke of genius.

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My friend claims that he “accidentally” glued himself to his autobiography, but I don’t believe him.

But that’s his story, and he’s sticking to it.

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A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs.

She got worried and asked her mom about that hair.

Her mom calmly said, "That part where the hair has grown is called your monkey. Be proud that your monkey has grown hair."

The girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister, "My monkey has grown hair."

Her sister smiled and said, "That’s nothing; mine is already eating bananas."

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My wife left me because I am insecure

No wait, she's back. She just went to get coffee

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I told my doctor I was having problems with my hearing. He asked me what the symptoms were.

I told him they were a yellow cartoon family.

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The opposite of formaldehyde is

casualdejekyll.

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