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Thứ Sáu, 5 tháng 3, 2021
Thứ Năm, 4 tháng 3, 2021
Two men are sitting drinking at a bar at the top of the Empire State Building
when the first man turns to the other and says "You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, the winds around the building are so intense that by the time you fall to the 10th floor, they carry you around the building and back into a window". The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the bar.
The second guy says, "What, are you nuts? There's no way that could happen. "No, its true," the first man says. "Let me prove it to you." He gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony, and plummets...
A man goes to the Doctor
and tells him he’s been having terrible gas, but his farts don’t smell and they are always silent, so nobody seems to notice. The Doctor prescribes him a pill and asks tells him to come back in a week.
The man returns a week later and the Doctor asks if there had been any change in his condition. “Yes!” The man says. “I still have terrible gas, but now my farts smell horrible!!” “Great!” Says the Doctor. “Now that we have your sinuses cleared up, let’s work on your hearing!”...
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