Therapist: I think you might be getting carried away.
Me: NOT WITHOUT A FIGHT I'M NOT!!!
Thứ Sáu, 5 tháng 3, 2021
Two pregnant women are in the hospital waiting to be induced.
One woman says to the other: "For our first child, my husband bought us a brand new car!"
The other woman says: "That's nice."
The first woman says: "For our second child, my husband bought us a new house!"
The other woman again says: "That's nice"
The first woman looking irritated says: "Well what did YOUR husband get you?"
She says: "My husband got me into anger management classes. I used to say Fuck You, now I just say "That's nice".
An Native American chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant
The first gave birth to a boy. The chief was so elated that he built her a teepee made of deer hide.
A few days later, the second gave birth, also to a boy. The chief was very happy. He built her a teepee made of antelope hide.
The third wife gave birth a few days later, but the chief kept the details a secret. He built this one a two story teepee, made out of a hippopotamus hide. The chief then challenged the tribe to guess what had occurred.
Many tried, unsuccessfully. Finally, one young brave declared that the third wife had given birth to twin boys.
"Correct," said the chief. "How did you figure it out?"
The warrior answered, "It's elementary. The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides."
Chewie is short for Chewbacca
Chewie is short for Chewbacca
Ani is short for Anakin Skywalker
What is Luke short for?
A stormtrooper
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