Funny Story

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Thứ Hai, 8 tháng 3, 2021

The Devil sat at the gates of hell... (Story Joke)

An old man suddenly arrived in a burst of flames, looking confused and lost. The Devil looked at his paperwork, and frowned. He was unable to find this old man’s data file. “This can’t be right,” the old man grumbled, looking at the Devil, “I’ve been a good man my whole life.” The Devil nodded apologetically, most people said this when they arrived at Hell. “Why don’t you start with how you died and we’ll figure it out.” He said The old man signed and said: “Well, I was out with minding my grandchildren, enjoying a fun day out. I don’t get the...

I asked my wife if I was the only one she'd ever been with

She said, "yeah, before you it was mostly sevens or eights..."...

I have this incredible ability to predict what’s inside a wrapped present.

It’s a gift...

Since Facebook claims ownership of everything you post on their website

I think I should start uploading my bills....

Where does a mansplainer get his water?

From a well, actually....

I’m Buzz Aldrin, the second person to walk on the moon.

Neil before me....

The English language can be weird.

It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though....