One day when i decided to tell her I couldn't take it anymore.. she went Fucking Bananas!!...
Thứ Ba, 9 tháng 3, 2021
John and his girlfriend Mary decide to become bank-robbers.
Mary does the actual robbing at gunpoint inside the banks while John waits outside as the getaway driver. They are initially successful with a string of heists that make headlines and they become folk-heroes. Until one day their luck runs out and they get caught.
At trial, the judge condemns Mary to ten years in prison, while John gets two years. However, once they get to their respective prisons, they discover that due to a clerical error John will be serving ten years and Mary only two. Despite of her insistence, John convinces Mary to keep...
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A legal representative of KFC manages to arrange a meeting with the Pope.
After receiving the papal blessing, he whispers, "Your eminence, we have an offer for you. KFC is prepared to donate $100 million dollars to the church if you change the Lord's Prayer from give us this day our daily bread to give us this day our daily chicken".
The Pope responds, "That is impossible. The Prayer is the word of the Lord - it must not be changed." "Well," says the KFC man, "we anticipated your reluctance. For this reason, we will increase our offer to $300 million dollars. All we require is that you change the Lord's Prayer from...
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