FunnyStory about animals and all around the world
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Funeral director: "Sir, it would cost about $45,000 if we send her home back to the states or $500 if we bury her here in Jerusalem"
Me: "ship her home"
Funeral director: "But sir, why don't you bury her here in the Holy Land and you can save money"
Me: "A long time ago a man was buried here and 3 days later he rose from the dead, I can't take that chance"
The first man married a Greek woman. He told her that she was to do the dishes and clean the house. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and the dishes washed and put away…
The second man married a Thai woman. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and cooking. The first day he didn't see any results but the next day there was some improvement, and by the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge and delicious dinner on the table.
The third man married a woman from Scotland. He ordered her to keep the house clean, wash the dishes, mow the lawn, do the laundry and prepare a hot meal three times a day. The first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything either, but by the third day the swelling had gone down a little and he could see out of his left eye and his arm had healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he urinates.