What does a 9 volt battery and a woman’s arsehole have in common?

You know it’s wrong, but sooner or later you’re going to stick your tongue on it.

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Genders are like the Twin Towers

There used to be two of them and now it's a sensitive subject

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I hate that SEPTember, OCTober, NOVember, and DECember aren't the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months......

Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed!

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I asked Arnold Schwarzenegger where the toilet paper was

He said “Aisle B, back.”

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In Canada, you are more likely to die of a kick from a moose than a terrorist attack.

Those damn moose limbs.

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If you are suffering from acute depression, try drinking a gallon of water just before you go to bed....

That will give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.

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A Tibetan monk was making his morning toast when he saw, in the margarine, the face of Jesus. He gasped and said,

"I can't believe it's not Buddha."

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