I told her "Choose one, I can't do both."
Thứ Ba, 16 tháng 3, 2021
A pothead, a math teacher, and a gym teacher all go to heaven.
God tells them that heaven is full and they will have to trick the devil to be let in. God calls the devil and the devil comes in and introduces himself. The math teacher tries first and gives him a hard equation. The devil solves it in 10 seconds and the teacher is sent to hell. The gym teacher asks him to do 1000 push-ups in a row without stopping. The devils does it without stopping and the gym teacher is sent to hell. The pothead then says, “Give me a chair with 7 holes carved in it.” The devils hands him the chair. The pothead sits down on it and farts. He asks the devil, “What hole did the fart come out of?” The devil replies, “Easy, the third one.” The pothead then says, “No, my asshole.” And then makes his way to heaven.
A woman just gave birth to a baby boy. Unfortunately....
The doctor was holding him and told the parent,"I regret to inform you that your son was born without eyelids." The mother replies," That's terrible. What are we going to do?" The doctor says," I've seen this before, don't worry. We will circumcise him and use the foreskin to make him new eyelids." The father says," Won't that make him cock-eyed." The doctor replies," No, if anything it will give him foresight"
A man sticks his head into a barber shop and asks "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop and says "About 2 hours."
The man leaves.
A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks "How long before I can get a haircut?". The barber looks around at a shop full of customers and says “About 3 hours."
The man leaves.
A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks "How long before I can get a haircut?". The barber looks around the shop and says "About an hour and half."
Again, the man leaves.
The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says "Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes - he keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut then doesn't come back."
A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?"
Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says:
"Your house!"
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