He kept telling people “You only get one shot”
Thứ Bảy, 20 tháng 3, 2021
Thứ Sáu, 19 tháng 3, 2021
Three logicians walk into a bar
The bartender asks, "Do you all want a drink"?
The first one says, "I don't know." The second one says, "I don't know." And the third one says, "Yes."
Through a poorly-worded genie wish, a man now has a 20-inch-long penis.
While the bragging rights were good for a few days, the man soon realizes that his dick is uncomfortable and unusable, and he must find a solution. He begins asking the local enchanters and witches if they have any suggestions, and finally gets a lead that the enchanted forest over yonder is home to a magical talking frog. If a man asks this frog for a kiss, his penis will grow four inches if she says yes, and shrink four inches if she says no.
"This is perfect," the man thinks, and he dons his most ill-fitting rags and rolls around in a pigsty before heading off to the enchanted forest. After traipsing around for a few hours, he sees a frog sitting by a small pond. He approaches the frog and asks if she might like to kiss him.
The frog takes one look at his disheveled and dirty appearance and quickly answers, "No."
The man feels a tingle and when he pulls open the waistband of his trousers, he finds that his previously 20-inch dick is now only 16 inches! He asks the frog again, "Please, could I have a kiss?"
The frog rolls her eyes and responds again, "No."
The man's penis is now a foot long. He considers for several seconds and decides that eight inches would really be more manageable. "Please madam," he asks one more time, "may I kiss you?"
The frog sighs loudly, and says, "How many times do I have to tell you?! No, no, no!"
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